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    Religious joke


    I went to a Inter-Religion Integration Seminar.


    The Bishop came, laid his hands on my hand and said, "By the will of Jesus Christ, you will walk today!"
    I smiled and told him I was not paralysed.


    The Rabbi came, laid his hands on my hand and said, "By the will of God Almighty, you will walk today!
    I was less amused when I told him there was nothing wrong with me.


    The Mullah came, took my hands and said, "Insha Allah, you will walk today!"
    I snapped at him, "There's nothing wrong with me"


    The Hindu sadhu came and said "Beta, you will walk on your legs today."
    I said "Babaji - nothing wrong with my legs"
    The Buddhist Monk came, held my hands and said, "By the will of The Great Buddha, you will walk today!"
    I rudely told him there was nothing wrong with me.


    After the Seminar, I stepped outside and found my car had been stolen.
    I believe in all Religions now......
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