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soundararajan50
23-06-2017, 06:10 AM
*SUPERB_ Definitions*
*_Wonderfully described definitions......._*
*CIGARETTE:*
A pinch of tobacco
rolled in paper
with fire at one end
and a fool at the other!
*MARRIAGE:*
It's an agreement
wherein
a man loses his bachelor degree
and a woman gains her master
*LECTURE:*
An art of transmitting Information
from the notes of the lecturer
to the notes of students
without passing through the minds
of either
*CONFERENCE:*
The confusion of one man
multiplied by the
number present
*COMPROMISE:*
The art of dividing
a cake in such a way that
everybody believes
he got the biggest piece
*TEARS:*
The hydraulic force by which
masculine will power is
defeated by feminine water-power!
*DICTIONARY:*
A place where divorce comes
before marriage
*CONFERENCE ROOM:*
A place where everybody talks,
nobody listens
and everybody disagrees later on
*CLASSIC:*
A book
which people praise,
but never read
*SMILE:*
A curve
that can set
a lot of things straight!
*OFFICE:*
A place
where you can relax
after your strenuous
home life
*ETC:*
A sign
to make others believe
that you know
more than
you actually do
*COMMITTEE:*
Individuals
who can do
nothing individually
and sit to decide
that nothing can be done
together
*EXPERIENCE:*
The name
men give
to their
Mistakes
*ATOM BOMB:*
An invention
to bring an end
to all
inventions
*DIPLOMAT:*
A person
who tells you
to go to hell
in such a way
that you actually look forward
to the trip
*OPPORTUNIST:*
A person
who starts taking bath
if he
accidentally falls
into a river
*MISER:*
A person
who lives poor
so that
he can die RICH!
*FATHER:*
A banker
provided by
nature
*CRIMINAL:*
A guy
no different
from the other,
unless he gets caught
*BOSS:*
Someone
who is early
when you are late
and late
when you are early
*POLITICIAN:*
One who
shakes your hand
before elections
and your Confidence
Later
*DOCTOR:*
A person
who kills
your ills
by pills,
and kills you
by his bills!