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23-06-2017, 06:10 AM
*SUPERB_ Definitions*
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A pinch of tobacco
rolled in paper
with fire at one end
and a fool at the other!
It's an agreement
a man loses his bachelor degree
and a woman gains her master
An art of transmitting Information
from the notes of the lecturer
to the notes of students
without passing through the minds
of either
The confusion of one man
multiplied by the
number present
The art of dividing
a cake in such a way that
everybody believes
he got the biggest piece
The hydraulic force by which
masculine will power is
defeated by feminine water-power!
A place where divorce comes
before marriage
A place where everybody talks,
nobody listens
and everybody disagrees later on
A book
which people praise,
but never read
A curve
that can set
a lot of things straight!
A place
where you can relax
after your strenuous
home life
A sign
to make others believe
that you know
more than
you actually do
who can do
nothing individually
and sit to decide
that nothing can be done
The name
men give
to their
An invention
to bring an end
to all
A person
who tells you
to go to hell
in such a way
that you actually look forward
to the trip
A person
who starts taking bath
if he
accidentally falls
into a river
A person
who lives poor
so that
he can die RICH!
A banker
provided by
A guy
no different
from the other,
unless he gets caught
who is early
when you are late
and late
when you are early
One who
shakes your hand
before elections
and your Confidence
A person
who kills
your ills
by pills,
and kills you
by his bills!