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    A person on his death bed (in Mumbai at Hospital) with Wife, Kids
    and Nurse beside him.


    Man to Eldest son : You take the 15 Bungalows at Borivali.


    To daughter : You take the 8 bungalows at Juhu.


    To youngest son : You are my youngest and most dearest and I
    want your future to be bright, so you keep the 20 offices at Nariman Point.


    To wife : Dear Kavita, you keep all 11 of our Lokhandwala building flats.


    Nurse - quite impressed -
    To wife : wow...You are lucky to have such a
    husband
    who is so rich and giving you all the properties etc.


    Wife: What properties,
    what rich ...
    Doodhwala hai sala..
    he's distributing our responsibilities of delivering Milk to his clients in the morning.
    Nurse FAINTED !!!
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