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    By the time you read through this you will understand TANJOOBERRYMUTTS and then you will be ready to take on China! Believe me... you WILL understand!!! The following is a telephonic exchange between maybe you as a Hotel guest & room-service in China...

    Room Service: Morrin. Roon sirbees.
    Guest: Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service.
    Room Service: Rye , Roon sirbees...morrin! Joowish to oddor sunteen?
    Guest: Uh... Yes, I'd like to order bacon & eggs.
    Room Service: Ow ulai den?
    Guest: .....What??
    Room Service: Ow ulai den?!?... Pryed, boyud, pochd?
    Guest: Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry.. Scrambled, please.
    Room Service: Ow ulai dee bayken? Creepse?
    Guest: Crisp will be fine.
    Room Service: Hokay. An sahn toes?
    Guest: What?
    Room Service: An toes. ulai sahn toes?
    Guest: I.... Don't think so...
    RoomService: No? Udo wan sahn toes???
    Guest: I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'udo wan sahn toes' means.
    RoomService: Toes! Toes!... Why Uoo don wan toes?... Ow bow anglish moppin we botter?
    Guest: Oh, English muffin!!! I've got it! You were saying 'toast'... Fine... Yes, an English muffin will be fine.
    RoomService: We botter?
    Guest: No, just put the botter on the side.
    RoomService: Wad?!?
    Guest: I mean butter... Just put the butter on the side.
    RoomService: Copy?
    Guest: Excuse me?
    RoomService: Copy.. tea... meel?
    Guest: Yes. Coffee, please... And that's everything.
    RoomService: One Minnie. Scramah egg, creepse bayken, Anglish moppin, we botter on sigh & copy... Rye ??
    Guest: Whatever you say.
    RoomService: Tanjooberrymutts.
    Guest: You're welcome
    Remember I did say By the time you read through this... ...YOU WILL UNDERSTAND 'TANJOOBERRYMUTTS'

    And you do now, don't you!