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  • Lawyer

    An Indian Doctor can't find a job in a Hospital in US so he opens a clinic and puts a sign outside 'GET TREATMENT FOR $20 - IF NOT CURED GET BACK $100
    A lawyer thinks this is a great opportunity to earn $100 and goes to the clinic...
    Lawyer: "I have lost my sense of taste"
    Indian: "Nurse, bring medicine from box no. 22 and put 3 drops in patient's mouth"
    Lawyer: "Ugh..this is kerosene"
    Indian : "Congrats, your sense of taste is restored. Give me $20"
    The annoyed lawyer goes back after a few days to recover his money...
    Lawyer: "I have lost my memory. I cannot remember anything"
    Indian : "Nurse, bring medicine from box no. 22 and put 3 drops in his mouth"
    Lawyer (annoyed): "This is kerosene. You gave this to me last time for restoring my taste"
    Indian : "Congrats. You got your memory back. Give me $20"
    The fuming lawyer pays him, and then comes back a week later determined to get back $100.
    Lawyer: "My eyesight has become very weak""I can't see at all "
    Indian : "Well, I don't have any medicine for that, so take this $100"
    Lawyer (staring at the note): "But this is $20, not $100"
    Indian : "Congrats, your eyesight is restored. Give me $20"

    Source :kn ramesh

  • #2
    Re: Lawyer

    Good one.Please continue.