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    Teacher: Which is the oldest animal in the world?
    Sardar: ZEBRA
    Teacher: How?
    Sardar: Bcoz it is Black & White

    Sardar attending an interview in Software Company.
    Manager: Do U know MS Office?
    Sardar: If U give me the address I will go there sir.

    Sardar: Doctor! My Son swallowed a key
    Doctor: When?
    Sardar: 3 Months Ago
    Dr: What were u doing till now?
    Sardar: We were using duplicate key

    Sardarji made a call to airport.
    "How long is the journey from India to America ?"
    Girl : One second sir....
    Sardarji: Thanks !!

    Jandhar Singh laughing behind Mandhar Singh in an ATM counter...
    Haha..I have seen ur password..
    Mandhar singh:What is it?
    Jandhar: it is four stars (****)
    Mandhar: Haha ..wrong is 3384. oye...oye..

    Teacher: How does the hen comes out of the egg?
    Sardarji: Oye ..that is not a big question..madam. . the big question
    is the hen went inside the egg..!!!

    Sardar's friend: Sardarji, how was ur exam?
    Sardarji: was OK...but i couldn't answer the past tense of 'THINK'.
    I thought & thought & thought...and finally wrote..THUNK !!!

    One tourist from USA asked: Any great man born in this village?
    Sardarji:No sir, only small babies !!!

    A lady and a lion were kissing each other in a circus cage..
    Ring master: Anybody can do that?
    Sardar: Oye..I can...first. . take the lion out !!

    Sardar was driving a jeep in a jungle.
    Tourist: If a lion comes against us, how can we escape?
    Sardar: So simple...Give RIGHT turn indicator and turn LEFT !!!

    Sardar: Doctor, In my dreams..rats play football every night..
    Dr: OK.. no problem. Have these tablets from tonight.
    Sardarji: can i start from tomoro?
    Dr: why?
    Sardar: Bcoz today is FINAL !!