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    In a Nursery School Canteen...

    There's a basket of apples with a notice written over it :

    "Do not take more than one, God is watching"

    On the other counter there's a box of chocolates,
    A small child went & wrote on it.

    "Take as many as you want, God is busy watching the apples"...

    NEVER ACT SMART WITH Today's Generation..!.!

    KID :- Why some of your hair are white dad...?
    DAD : – Every time you make me unhappy , one of my hair turns white…
    KID :- Now understand why grandpa's hairs are all white…

    Moral :- Don't be over smart...

    Child : Mummy why Gandhi has no hair on his head...?

    Mummy : Because he speak only truth...

    Child : Now I understood why ladies have long hair...

    Now Ultimate

    Teacher: How old is your father?
    Kid: He is 6 years.
    Teacher: What? How is this possible?
    Kid: He became father only when I was born.
    Last edited by soundararajan50; 23-06-17, 06:20.