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    While getting married, most of the guys say to girl's parents,
    "I will keep your daughter happy for the rest of her life"

    Have you ever heard a girl saying something like this to the boy's parents ??????
    like "I will keep your son happy for the rest of his life"

    Nooo.... because women don't tell lies


    A small argument between a couple turns violent.
    Husband says: Don't let the animal in me come out.
    Wife replies: Who's afraid of a mouse!!!


    If wife wants husband's attention, she just has to look sad and uncomfortable.
    If husband wants wife's attention, he just has to look comfortable & happy.


    A Philosopher HUSBAND said:- Every WIFE is a 'Mistress' of her Husband…
    "Miss" for first year & "Stress" for rest of the life…


    Do you remember the tingling feeling when you took the decision to get married?
    That was common sense leaving your body.


    Son : Dad, l got selected for a role in a play for annual day!
    Dad: What role are you playing?
    Son: A husband!
    Dad: Stupid, ask for a role with dialogues!


    Man outside phone booth: "Excuse me you are holding phone since 29 minutes and you haven't spoken a word".
    Man inside: "i am talking to my wife"


    A very intelligent girl was asked the meaning of marriage.. She said- "sacrificing the admiration of hundred guys, to face the criticism of one idiot"


    Position of a husband is just like a Split AC, No matter how loud he is outdoor, He is designed to remain silent indoor!


    Husband to wife : U should learn to embrace your mistakes…..
    She hugged him immediately