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Top management *Corporate joke*

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  • Top management *Corporate joke*

    *A woman in hot air balloon realized she is lost...*

    *She reduced altitude & shouted to a man below :-*

    *"Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend to meet him an hour ago but I don't know where I am."*

    *Man below replied :-*

    *"You are in hot air balloon 30 feet above the ground. You are at 41 degree North latitude & 59 degree West longitude."*

    *Lady :- "You must be an engineer."*

    *Man :- "How do you know?"*

    *Lady :- "Everything you told me is technically correct but useless & the fact is I'm still lost."*

    *Engineer :- "You must be in Top Management."*

    *Lady :- "Ya. How do you know?"*

    *Engineer :- "You don't know where you are or where you're going, you have no technical knowledge. You made a promise, which you've no idea how to keep & you expect people beneath you to solve your problems!"*

    *A must read n circulate for all working professionals!*