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    Vagaries of English Language! Enjoy!!!

    - Wonder why the word funeral starts with FUN?
    -Why isn't a Fireman called a Water-man?
    - How come Lipstick doesn't do what it says?
    - If money doesn't grow on trees, how come Banks have Branches?
    - If a Vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a Humanitarian eat?
    - How do you get off a non-stop Flight?
    - Why are goods sent by ship called CARGO and those sent by truck SHIPMENT?
    - Why do we put cups in the dishwasher and the dishes in the Cupboard?
    - Why do doctors 'practice' medicine? Are they having practice at the cost of the patients?
    - Why is it called 'Rush Hour' when traffic moves at its slowest then?
    - How come Noses run and Feet smell?
    - Why do they call it a TV 'set' when there is only one?
    - What are you vacating when you go on a vacation?
    We can never find the answers, can we?
    So just enjoy the pun and fun of the English language!!