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    Want to become PM

    Rahul Gandhi: I want to become PM
    Modi: If you want to become PM then answer my question
    Rahul: Ok, ask
    Modi: There were 11 bananas kept in front of an elephant but it ate only 10
    and left one, why?
    Rahul: Maybe it was contented
    Modi: No, that one was of plastic.
    Modi:Ok, once again, there were 11 bananas but elephant did not eat any, why?
    Rahul: Oh, yes. All 11 were of plastic ?
    Modi: No, the elephant was of plastic.
    Modi: Ok, this time Elephant, banana all were real, and still elephant did not eat any,why?
    Rahul: This time elephant may not have been hungry.
    Modi: No...the bananas were in the TV
    Rahul: ☹
    Modi: Now,elephant,bananas were all real and all on TV, but elephant is still not eating, why?
    Rahul: I don't know
    Modi: Because they were on different channels!
    Modi: Well last time. This time elephant,bananas were real, both on TV and on same channel,still elephant was not eating the bananas, WHY?
    Rahul: You yourself answer
    Modi: Because TV was not ON
    Rahul: Mummeeeeee.... .
    Modi: Will you ever again want to become PM?

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    Re: Want to become PM

    Real good one,