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    Hi Level Technical Jokes:

    Scientists were playing hide & seek in heaven.

    Einstein was seeker.

    Newton didn't hide & stood in a square of 1 meter.

    Einstein: I found u Newton !! Thhappa !!!

    Newton: U are Wrong.
    I am not Newton.
    As I am standing in 1 mtr square, I am Newton/per mt sq.
    So I am Pascal..

    Q: What did the thermometer say to the graduated cylinder?

    A: "You may have graduated but I've got so many degrees"


    Did you hear oxygen and magnesium dating together?

    What if Oxygen went on a date with Potassium?
    Its OK..

    Atom 1: I just lost an electron.
    Atom 2:how u feel?
    Atom 1: positive

    Q:What do you get when you put a Cobalt & 2 iron atoms in mixer

    What do you get after reaction of a Barium atom with two sodium atoms...

    And finally ....

    Can't end without a movie dialogue

    Electron to neutron : mere pass charge hai , spin hai, magnetic field hai, reactivity hai ... Tumhare pass kya hai

    Neutron : mere pass.....
    MAAs hai