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    *SUPERB_ Definitions*
    *_Wonderfully described definitions......._*
    A pinch of tobacco
    rolled in paper
    with fire at one end
    and a fool at the other!
    It's an agreement
    a man loses his bachelor degree
    and a woman gains her master
    An art of transmitting Information
    from the notes of the lecturer
    to the notes of students
    without passing through the minds
    of either
    The confusion of one man
    multiplied by the
    number present
    The art of dividing
    a cake in such a way that
    everybody believes
    he got the biggest piece
    The hydraulic force by which
    masculine will power is
    defeated by feminine water-power!
    A place where divorce comes
    before marriage
    A place where everybody talks,
    nobody listens
    and everybody disagrees later on
    A book
    which people praise,
    but never read
    A curve
    that can set
    a lot of things straight!
    A place
    where you can relax
    after your strenuous
    home life
    A sign
    to make others believe
    that you know
    more than
    you actually do
    who can do
    nothing individually
    and sit to decide
    that nothing can be done
    The name
    men give
    to their
    *ATOM BOMB:*
    An invention
    to bring an end
    to all
    A person
    who tells you
    to go to hell
    in such a way
    that you actually look forward
    to the trip
    A person
    who starts taking bath
    if he
    accidentally falls
    into a river
    A person
    who lives poor
    so that
    he can die RICH!
    A banker
    provided by
    A guy
    no different
    from the other,
    unless he gets caught
    who is early
    when you are late
    and late
    when you are early
    One who
    shakes your hand
    before elections
    and your Confidence
    A person
    who kills
    your ills
    by pills,
    and kills you
    by his bills!