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  • IRISH DICTIONARY---LET US LAUGH

    Dear members,
    Now let us laugh a little to de-stress ourselves.
    Irish jokes are as famous as our Sardarji jokes. Let us se what an Irish dictionary says about some words.
    varadarajan


    The Irish medical dictionary
    The Irish have a low stress rate because they do not take medical
    terminology seriously. They say you are going to die anyway, so live life.
    Irish Medical Dictionary
    Artery...................... The study of paintings
    Bacteria.
    ................... Back door to cafeteria
    Barium.................... What doctors do when patients die
    Benign...................... What you be, after you be eight
    Caesarean Section........A neighbourhood in Rome
    Cat scan.................... Searching for Kitty
    Cauterize................... Made eye contact with her
    Colic....................... A sheep dog
    Coma........................ A punctuation mark
    Dilate...................... To live long
    Enema....................... Not a friend
    Fester...................... Quicker than someone else
    Fibula...................... A small lie
    Impotent.................... Distinguished, well known
    Labour Pain................. Getting hurt at work
    Medical Staff............... A Doctor's cane
    Morbid...................... A higher offer
    Nitrates.................... Cheaper than day rates
    Node........................ I knew it
    Outpatient.................. A person who has fainted
    Pelvis...................... Second cousin to Elvis
    Post Operative..............A letter carrier
    Recovery Room............Place to do upholstery
    Rectum...................... Nearly killed him
    Secretion................... Hiding something
    Seizure..................... Roman emperor
    Tablet ...................... A small table
    Terminal Illness........... Getting sick at the airport
    Tumour....................... One plus one more
    Urine....................... Opposite of you're out _
    Laughter is the best medicine, particularly if it is at one's own expense.
    Thanks to the Quinn family from Dublin for these thigh slappers.
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