Tamlish jokes

Kaadhilikittayum manaivikittayum edhai maraika vendum?
kaadhilikita manaiviyayum manaivikitta kaadhaliyayum maraika vendu.
amma: yen di un purushan dhinamum ipadi kudichitu varare. nallava iruku?
magal: theriyalai amma, naan inum taste panni parkalai.
Doctor: Unga kidney fail aiduchu.
Sardar: Enna koduma doctor. nan en kidney padikave vaikalaye? adhu epadi fail aagum?
Teacher: ulagath mudhala suthi vandhadhu yaaru?
Student: vidunga teacher, ooru suthura payala pathi namakku enna pechu
Teacher: Why are you so late?
Girl: A boy was following me.
Teacher: So?
Girl: He was too slow.