Husband - joke

Heated gold is called ornaments

Beaten copper is called wire

Compressed carbon is called diamond

Heated, beaten and compressed human is called husband

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Happily married - Oxymoron - Joke

One interesting word in English.


An Oxymoron is defined as a phrase in which two words of opposite meanings are brought together....

Here are some funny oxymorons :

1) Clearly Misunderstood
2) Exact Estimate
3) Small Crowd
4) Act Naturally
5) Found Missing
6) Fully Empty
7) Pretty Ugly
8) Seriously Funny
9) Only Choice
10) Original Copies
11) Open Secret
12) Tragic Comedy
13) Foolish Wisdom
14) Liquid Gas

Mother of all Oxymorons is-

15) "Happily Married".