Husband - joke


Heated gold is called ornaments


Beaten copper is called wire


Compressed carbon is called diamond


Heated, beaten and compressed human is called husband









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Happily married - Oxymoron - Joke


One interesting word in English.


Oxymoron:


An Oxymoron is defined as a phrase in which two words of opposite meanings are brought together....


Here are some funny oxymorons :


1) Clearly Misunderstood
2) Exact Estimate
3) Small Crowd
4) Act Naturally
5) Found Missing
6) Fully Empty
7) Pretty Ugly
8) Seriously Funny
9) Only Choice
10) Original Copies
11) Open Secret
12) Tragic Comedy
13) Foolish Wisdom
14) Liquid Gas




Mother of all Oxymorons is-


15) "Happily Married".