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While getting married, most of the guys say to girl's parents,
"I will keep your daughter happy for the rest of her life"
Have you ever heard a girl saying something like this to the boy's parents ??????
like "I will keep your son happy for the rest of his life"
Nooo.... because women don't tell lies
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A small argument between a couple turns violent.
Husband says: Don't let the animal in me come out.
Wife replies: Who's afraid of a mouse!!!
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If wife wants husband's attention, she just has to look sad and uncomfortable.
If husband wants wife's attention, he just has to look comfortable & happy.
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A Philosopher HUSBAND said:- Every WIFE is a 'Mistress' of her Husband…
"Miss" for first year & "Stress" for rest of the life…
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Do you remember the tingling feeling when you took the decision to get married?
That was common sense leaving your body.
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Son : Dad, l got selected for a role in a play for annual day!
Dad: What role are you playing?
Son: A husband!
Dad: Stupid, ask for a role with dialogues!
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Man outside phone booth: "Excuse me you are holding phone since 29 minutes and you haven't spoken a word".
Man inside: "i am talking to my wife"
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A very intelligent girl was asked the meaning of marriage.. She said- "sacrificing the admiration of hundred guys, to face the criticism of one idiot"
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Position of a husband is just like a Split AC, No matter how loud he is outdoor, He is designed to remain silent indoor!
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Husband to wife : U should learn to embrace your mistakes…..
She hugged him immediately
"I will keep your daughter happy for the rest of her life"
Have you ever heard a girl saying something like this to the boy's parents ??????
like "I will keep your son happy for the rest of his life"
Nooo.... because women don't tell lies
-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-
A small argument between a couple turns violent.
Husband says: Don't let the animal in me come out.
Wife replies: Who's afraid of a mouse!!!
-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-
If wife wants husband's attention, she just has to look sad and uncomfortable.
If husband wants wife's attention, he just has to look comfortable & happy.
-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-
A Philosopher HUSBAND said:- Every WIFE is a 'Mistress' of her Husband…
"Miss" for first year & "Stress" for rest of the life…
-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-
Do you remember the tingling feeling when you took the decision to get married?
That was common sense leaving your body.
-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-
Son : Dad, l got selected for a role in a play for annual day!
Dad: What role are you playing?
Son: A husband!
Dad: Stupid, ask for a role with dialogues!
-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-
Man outside phone booth: "Excuse me you are holding phone since 29 minutes and you haven't spoken a word".
Man inside: "i am talking to my wife"
-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-
A very intelligent girl was asked the meaning of marriage.. She said- "sacrificing the admiration of hundred guys, to face the criticism of one idiot"
-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x
Position of a husband is just like a Split AC, No matter how loud he is outdoor, He is designed to remain silent indoor!
-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-
Husband to wife : U should learn to embrace your mistakes…..
She hugged him immediately