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    एक: पुरुष: कार्यानम् चालितवान् आसीत् ...
    अकस्मात् एका स्थूला महिलया स्कूटर्यानेन हीयते स: !!
    स: उच्चै: रटितवान् : हे! महिष !
    महिला सिम्हावलोकेन सह रटितवती - हे! गर्दभ! मूढ! मूर्ख! मर्कट !
    अकस्मात् तस्यै दुर्घटनाम् अभवत् |
    एक: मेष: तां पथ तरण समये आविध्यति |


    नीति: महिला: पुरुष: किम् वक्तुम् इच्छन्ति इति ते न जानन्ति कदापि ....
    अत: सावधानेन शृन्वन्तु ....


    A man was driving a car ...


    A fat lady on a scooty overtook him !!


    Man shouted : "Hey Buffalo"


    Lady turned back and shouted : "You donkey, idiot, stupid monkey"


    Suddenly she had an accident


    She was hit by a buffalo crossing the road


    MORAL : "Ladies never understand what a Man wants to say"...

    ........listen properly:-
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