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    भवती /भवान् एतत् कामयिष्यथ -
    एक:सुकल्पयुवक: स्वौद्योगं त्यक्त्वा, इतोऽपि उन्नति वेतन निमित्तं कैनडा देशाय गतवान् |
    तत्र Vancouver's premier downtown department store मध्ये विक्रेतापदाय आवेदनम् कृतवान् | तत् लोकेषु बृहत्तम आपण: | तत्र किमपि लभते |
    तं अधिपुरुष: पृष्टवान् - इत:पूर्वं भवान् विक्रेता कार्यं कृतवान् वा ?
    आम, महोदय! अहं भारत देशे विक्रेता कार्यं कृतवान् |
    अधिपुरुष: तं इष्टित्य उक्तवान्- श्व: त: भवान् उद्योगं प्रारम्भं करोतु | शीघ्रम् अधिगम्य स्वकौशल्यम् प्रकटयतु |
    तद्युवकाय प्रथम दिन: दीर्घ: च दुष्कर: अभवत् , परन्तु स: तं अतीत: |
    सायङ्काले षड्वादनं अभवत् |
    अधिपुरुष: तं मिलित्वा पृष्टवान् - कियत् विपणनं अद्य कृतवान् ?
    भो:! एकमेव|
    एकमेव वा? तव सहकार्य: एक दिने 20 वा 30 विक्रीयन्ते | यदि त्वां उद्योगे स्थापनीयं तर्हि इतोऽपि समीचीनितर: करणीयम् |
    अन्तरा भवतां विपण: कियत् मूल्यम् ?
    "933005 pounds," भो:|
    आश्चर्यचकित अधिपुरुष: " एवं वा ? एतत् कथं साध्यम्? किं कृतवान् ?"
    विक्रेता उक्तवान् - एक: आगतवान् | अहं एकं लघु मत्स्याङ्कुशम् विक्रीतवान् , अनन्तरं तदोऽपि किञ्चित् बृहत् अङ्कुशम् विक्रीतवान् , अन्ते महत्तर अङ्कुशम् विक्रीतवान् | अनन्तरं मत्स्यबन्धन दण्ड: च मत्स्यबन्धन संयोक्त: अपि विक्रीतवान् |


    अनन्तरं अहं तं पृष्टवान् यत् स: मत्स्यबन्धनार्थं कुत्र गमिष्यति इति |
    स: समुद्रतट समीपमित्युक्तवान् |
    अत: अहं तस्य एका नौका आवश्यकम् इत्युक्त्वा अस्माकं नौका विभागाय नीत्वा एक: 20-foot schooner युग्मयन्त्रेन सह विक्रीतवान् |
    अनन्तरं स: स्वस्य वोक्स्वगन् एतां नौकां निवहतुम् न शक्यते इति प्रकटितवान् |
    अत: तमहं अस्माकं स्वयञ्चलद् (automotive) विभागं नीत्वा एक: नवीन Deluxe 4X4 Blazer विक्रीतवान् |
    तत:परम् अहं तं पृष्टवान् - स: कुत्र वसितुमिच्छति? इति | स: तदुपरि निश्चयं न कृतवानिति कारणात् तं शिबिर विभागाय नीत्वा एक: 6 शायिका ( sleeper)camper पटमण्डप:विक्रीतवान् |
    अनन्तरं स: $200 अर्ह भक्ष्यापना: द्विसुरासव पेटिके च अन्त: स्थापणियमिति आज्ञापितवान् |
    अधिपुरुष: एतत् श्रुत्वा द्विपदी प्रतिगत्वा आश्चर्येन पृष्टवान् ," त्वं एता: मत्स्यबन्धनाङ्कुशार्थमागत्य व्यक्तिषु विक्रीतवान् वा?"
    " न, भो:!" इति स: युवक: उत्तरं दत्तवान् | " स:शिरोवेदना निवारणार्थं अत्रागतवान् | अहन्तं मत्स्यबन्धनमेव शिरोवेदनायै निवारणमिति समाधानं उक्त्वा एतादृशम् विक्रीतवान् |
    अधिपुरुष: " त्वं कुत्र कार्यं कृतवान् ?"
    " जीवन रक्षा संस्थाया: प्रतिनिधि "
    अधिपुरुष: " कृपया मम आसन्द: स्वीकरोतु | अहं तव पुरातन सङ्घटने मेलितुम् इच्छामि |
    यूयम् एतत् रोचते
    "AGENT in the
    LIFE INSURANCE CORPORATION OF INDIA
    A young, well qualified Officer left the job, emigrated to Canada for better prospects and applied for a salesman's job at Vancouver's premier downtown department store. It was the biggest store in the world: you could get anything there.


    The boss asked him, "Have you ever been a salesman before?"


    "Yes sir, I was a salesman in India.
    The boss liked him and said, "You can start tomorrow. Learn fast and do well."


    The first working day was long and arduous for the young man, but he got through it.


    Finally 6 pm came around. The boss duly fronted up and asked, "How many sales did you make today?"


    "Sir, I made ONE sale!" said the young salesman rather happily.


    "Only one sale?!" shot back the boss. "No! No! You see, most of my staff make 20 or 30 sales a day.


    If you want to keep this job, you'd better be doing better than just one sale.


    By the way, how much was your sale worth?"


    "933005 pounds," said the man.


    "What?! How did you manage that?" asked the flabbergasted boss.


    "Well," said the salesman, "this man came in and I sold him a small fish hook, then a medium hook and finally a really large hook.


    Then I sold him a good fishing rod and some fishing gear.


    Then I asked him where he was going fishing and he said down the coast.


    So I told him he'd be needing a boat, so I took him down to the boat department and sold him that 20-foot schooner with the twin engines.


    Then he said his Volkswagen wouldn't be able to carry it, so I took him to our automotive department and sold him that new Deluxe 4X4 Blazer.


    I then asked him where he'll be staying and since he had not decided, I took him to camping department and sold him a six-sleeper camper tent.


    Then he said I should throw in about $200 worth of groceries and two cases of beer."


    The boss took two steps back and asked in astonishment, "You sold all that to a guy who came in for a fish hook?!"


    "No, sir," answered the young man, "he came in to buy a headache relief tablet and I convinced him that fishing is the best remedy for headache."


    Boss: "Where did you work?!"


    "AGENT in the
    LIFE INSURANCE CORPORATION OF INDIA, sir."


    Boss: "Please take my chair. I want to join your old organisation."

  • #2
    Re: LIC Agent - Joke

    Its indeed a good one to cheerup.
    Brahmanyan
    Bangalore.

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    • #3
      Re: LIC Agent - Joke

      Loved this joke. I wish I could be that fortunate.

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