English fun and pun
The great "Pun"dits say....


The person who invented the door knock .........won the No-bell prize.


I couldn't work out how to fasten my seat belt. ......... Then it clicked.


Thieves had broken into my house and stolen everything except my soap, shower gel, towels and deodorant. ......... Dirty Fellows.


I can't believe I got fired from the calendar factory. ......... All I did was take a day off.


To the guy who invented Zero: ......... Thanks for nothing!


Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth, ......... then it just becomes a soap opera.


Enough with the cripple jokes! . ......... .I just can't stand them.


Is google a woman? Because it won't let you finish your sentence ......... without coming up with other suggestions.


Want to hear a construction joke? ......... I'm working on it


A prisoner's favorite punctuation mark is the period. ......... It marks the end of his sentence.

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I'm going to stand outside, so if anyone asks I'm outstanding.


I have a few theories about unemployed people. ......... But never mind; none of them work


2 antennas met on a roof and got married. ......... The wedding was ok, but the reception was incredible.


Where do TVs go on vacation? ......... To remote islands!


Sleeping comes so naturally to me, ......... I could do it with my eyes closed.


A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was, a nurse said .........' No change yet'.


There was an explosion at a pie factory; ......... 3.14 people died.


There was once a cross-eyed teacher .........she just couldn't control her pupils.


I am selling my guitar, ......... no strings attached!!


I usually take steps .........to avoid elevators.....


Enjoy the pun and fun of the English language!!