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    Hilarious Laws which you have not studied in school:


    Law of equality :


    The time taken by the wife, when she says I'll get ready in 5 minutes, is exactly equal to the time taken by husband when he says 'I'll call you in 5 minutes!


    Law of Queue:


    If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you were in.


    Law of Telephone:


    When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy tone.


    Law of Mechanical Repair:


    After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.


    Law of the Workshop:


    Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.


    Bath Theorem:


    When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.


    Law of Encounters:


    The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.


    Law of the Result:


    When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.


    Law of Bio mechanics:


    The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.


    Theatre Rule:


    People with the seats at the farthest from the entry arrive last.


    Law of Coffee:


    As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will
    last until the coffee is cold.


    Law of Proposal :


    After you accept a proposal, you will get a better one...


    Law of getting late:


    When you reach early for something, it will never start on time


    Law of exam:


    If you didn't read a page which is of least importance, first question will be from that page only.
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