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    Equations! - This is the best
    I have read in a LONG time !!!!

    Equation1

    Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy
    Donkey = eat + sleep + work
    Therefore:
    Human = Donkey + enjoy
    Therefore:
    Human-enjoy = Donkey
    In other words,
    A Human that doesn't know how to enjoy = Donkey that works.

    Equation 2

    Man = eat + sleep + earn money
    Donkey = eat + sleep
    Therefore:
    Man = Donkey + earn money
    Therefore:
    Man-earn money = Donkey
    In other words
    Man who doesn't earn money = Donkey

    Equation 3
    Woman= eat + sleep + spend
    Donkey = eat + sleep

    Therefore:
    Woman = Donkey + spend
    Woman - spend = Donkey
    In other words,
    Woman who doesn't spend = Donkey

    To Conclude:
    From Equation 2 and Equation 3
    Man who doesn't earn money = Woman who doesn't spend
    So Man earns money not to let woman become a donkey!
    And a woman spends not to let the man become a donkey!

    So, We have:
    Man + Woman = Donkey + earn money + Donkey + Spend money

    Therefore.
    from postulates 1 and 2, we can conclude
    Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys that live happily together, earning and spending!������������A Repeat fwd though
    (Maths people pl check & verify it)
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