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    April Fool sms
    April Fool sms

    Here you can get the best april fool sms and send to friends. From many sites you will get the april fool sms but here we have best collection of april fool sms. Facebook april fool sms is also available here. Read these and post on your FB.

    You are 25% Fantastic,
    You are 25% Outstanding,
    You are 25% Obedient,
    You are 25% Loving,
    In short You are 100% FOOL.
    Kya Aap ne suna hai..?
    BBC per
    CNN per
    IBN7 per
    AAJTAK per
    Geo per
    nahi suna..!
    Radio FM per toh suna ho ga..!
    Agar phir bhi nahi suna toh ab padh loo..
    Today is April Fool Day and F(O_O)L is reading this msg Very carefully.

    Aliens Have Contacted The Earth…
    Just Watch The News And See It….
    One More Thing Advance Mein Happy April Fool..!
    When the whole world will, CELEBRATE:
    But keep in mind,
    April Fool comes once a year.
    Oct-2 for Gandhi,
    Nov-14 for Neharu,
    Apr-24 for Sachin,
    Aug-15 for India,
    Apr-01 only for YOU. So Enjoy the day !!!
    When You feel sad, to cheer up just go to the mirror and say,
    “damn I am really stupid”

    Please go to create message
    Then type 277451366514612382623
    And see the magic!

    You Are the one who is CHARMING
    You Are the one who is INTELLIGENT
    You Are the one who is CUTE
    And I am the One who is spreading these RUMOURS.

    If today anyone praises you for ur
    Gud looks, nature, style and attitude,
    Kick them off.
    How there they fool you before april 1st.

    God made a daylight and is called Sun
    God made a entertatemaint and is called Fun
    God made a nightlight and is called Moon
    God made a You and Is
    Called Cartoon

    Please Open this msg. After 6 days,on Tuesday..I know you can’t wait,

    In hasino se Rasme Waf
    Or Dil Lagana sarasar bhool hai
    Jis din ye ikrar karen mohabbat ka,
    Samajh lena us din APRIL FOOL hai¦!

    Just a friendly reminder -Relationships are precious,
    Do not hurt them by fooling
    And lying on first April

    Fact1: You can not touch
    Your lower lip with your tounge…
    Fact2: After reading this,
    99/100 idiots would try it.

    This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat,
    To cat, keep cat, an cat, idiot cat, busy cat,
    For cat, 20 cat, seconds cat !
    Now read it without the word cat.

    31st March Or 1st april,
    Fool is Fool dosnt matter.
    Wishing very happy, prosperous and joyful,
    Fool Day to the King of Fools..

    Hey You Know
    Which is the best day to propose a girl.. April 1
    You Know Why??
    If she accept its your luck
    otherwise just tell April Foooooll.

    Larkiyon se Dil lagana ik bhoOl hy
    Larkiyon k piche jana fuzoOl hy
    Jis din kisi Larki ne Apkokeh dia “I LOVE U”
    To Samajh lenaUs Din
    April FoOl Hai.

    Plz open this after 4days at thursday.
    I know u can’t wait.
    So Congratz.
    U r a 1st FOOL of 2011.
    April Fool in Advance

    A Day Will Come Wen D Whole World Wil Celebrte
    Ur Name,
    Ur Fame,
    Ur Thoughts,
    Ur Ideas,
    But U Hav 2 Wait For 11days
    Till Ur Birthday ; April 1

    Yar ma na suna ha k 32 march ko minar pakistan gira rhay hain.
    Magar yar 32 march to hota hi nai.
    Happy april fool day.

    Manzil ki taraf badte chalo. Jo Dil kahe usi raah ko chuno. Peeche walo ko aage na aane do aur jo aage hain unse aage niklo. Tabhi ek achhe TRUCK DRIVER banoge!

    April Fool Messages

    MiSSES YOU..
    NeeDS YOU..
    Worries About YOU
    Lonely Without YOU
    Guess Who?
    Your girlfriend is:
    In short she is your S.I.S.T.E.R.
    9 facts still hidden from us:
    1. 90% of people in Australia don’t drink milk.
    2. Snake’s vision is upto 5 km.
    3. A man can touch sun if his body is completely surrounded by mercury.
    4. No twins have been born till now in Greenland.
    5.Zebra doesn’t have a liver.
    6. All the above details are false.
    7. Thanks for believing for a while.
    8. Today is not 1st April.
    9. But a fool is a fool on any date.
    Last night I Got a severe Headache.
    I went to the Doctor.
    He said that It would be cured
    If I would send a SMS to some stupid person.

    Hey You Know
    Which is the best day to propose a girl.. April 1
    You Know Why??
    If she accept its your luck
    Otherwise just tell April Foooooll.

    This love, is love, a love, good love, way love,
    To love, keep love, an love, idiot love, busy love,
    For love, 20 love, seconds love!
    Now read it without the word love.”

    Acha on 1stApril: Mama Kitchen Mai Nokar Nokrani ko Kiss Kar Raha Hai
    Mama: Abi Ja k Main Dono ka Demagh Thek Karti Hun

    Bacha:Ha ha April Fool wo to Papa hain!

    In hasino se Rasme Wafa
    Or Dil Lagana sarasar bhool hai
    Jis din ye ikrar karen mohabbat ka,
    Samajh lena us din APRIL FOOL hai¦!

    True love is like an pillow, u can hug when you are in
    Trouble, you can cry when you are in pain & you can embrace when you are happy.
    So when you need true love spend 100 bucks and buy a pillow.

    The more pity, that fools may not speak wisely what wise men do foolishly.So, rather than appear foolish afterward, I renounce seeming clever now.

    Sardar got into a bus on 1st April
    When conductor asked for ticket.
    He gave Rs.10/-
    And took the ticket and said april fool.

    our girlfriend is:
    In short she is your S.I.S.T.E.R.

    When are you going to marry me? I can live without you. I love you dear, marry me within this month otherwise i will die.
    See, how Aishwarya Rai messaged me! Silly girl.

    1st Message of April
    You are equal to sixty James bond!
    007 * 60 = 420

    Tamam bewaqufon
    ko ittala di jati hai…
    Aap to aise parh rahe hen
    jaise ye ittala aap k liye ho

    Aisa DOSTANA hamara,
    Mai KASHTI tu kinara, Mai DHANUSH tu teer,
    Mai MATAR tu paneer, Mai VARSHA tu badal,
    Mai RAJMA tu chawal, Mai HOT tu cool,
    Mai APRIL tu….fool?